HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY TO ME.


i`m all legal now.








note: updates on my birthday celebration will be post soon.

its been eons since i had my off on sundays. and i hope i won`t have any in the near future.

its the "sunday vibe" on sundays i hate. its so... sunday-ish. you know, like everything on sunday is just PLAIN BORING. the TV programmes, the weather, the people, EVERYTHING!! hence, i always sleep my way through on sundays ((: -i`m a pigg.

BUT!

sleeping to me now is such a waste of time. the thought of that few hours that i sleep, i could actually do tons of stuffs keeps bugging onto me *okae, i sound like i`m about to die - touch wood. and blogging was one of em ;))

so for some reason, i remembered that last year? the FHM sexiest women poll was a killer.
remember those ex-Mediaworks actresses who made it into the top 10?

gawd.

so instead of sleeping, i`ve decided to do some justice to it.
after lots of researching, i`m gonna prove that not all singaporean men are "tasteless".

here are some scorching hot chicks that i think should at least be on the poll:

Sophie Monk.

you guys should remember her as 1/4 of the female Australian pop group, Bardot and "Andy", the sexy vixen on the recent comedy movie, Date Movie. a hot blonde with a devil`s body and a voice of an angel, she`s no doubt, Australia`s sexiest women.

Adriana Lima.

a Victoria`s Secret and Guess? spokesperson, she`s one of the top supermodels in the world. man, i could watch her stomp down the runway of Victoria`s Secret again and again. how could you guys not let such a hot chick to be on the list?

Chantille Boudousque.

well, if i mention "Are You Hot?", i think most people out there should recognise her. yes, she`s none other than the "girl who refused to take off her red boots" and winner of reality TV programme "Are You Hot?". the atitude when she refused to take off her boots then, it wasn`t just hot, it was SEXY ;))

Kristin Kreuk.

the other thing that could get Superman on his knees other than that stupid glowing green rock(Kryptonite) is none other than Lana Lang, played by this stunning beauty, Kristin Kreuk. man, she could get any men on his knees. somebody save me~!!

Rachel Stevens.

one of the 4 girls in pop group S Club 7, she is undeniably the HOTTEST among them. mocha-skinned and a sweet smile, she was crowned as Britain`s Sexiest Women 4 years in a row!! now going solo, she`s perhaps the most successful artist of the S Club 7.

now, don`t tell me you guys don`t think they are hotter than the ex-Mediaworks actresses and some of the girls on the poll. one of the girls here could just beat the girls on our poll hands down. and what`s worst, they are not your popular Angelina or JLo.

it better not screwed up this year.

remember the Polar cake store which had a horrible command of english i told you guys about at Tampines? well apparently, i found another ku-ku store.

cool eh?

just that this time, its a bubble tea store. and not one, but 2 of its outlet having the same tag. so far, only the one at jurong had the correct tag.

its clearly stated in chinese that its "MA TI SHUI"(correct me if i`m wrong, my hanyupinyin is damn bad) but yet, its called water "cheatnut".

tell me its an old man who had done this tag.
tell me puh-lease.

some awesome black and white pictures i found:

gorgeous.

damn. i tried to blog yesterday but blogger screwed up.
oh well, at least i`m off today ((:

okae okae. enough talk. here`s my portfolio:

"Silent"

"Curiosity"

"Truth Hurts"

This is the heart-wrenching still life drawing. gawd its ugly. even the teachers said i needed to work on my hand-eye skills. -sighs. oh and its suppose to be a glass bottle. that is if you guys can`t tell =X

"Facades"

yes. only 5. and i got into lasalle.
not that i`m good. but i think i got some sympathy votes. somehow.

i want my pay!! i want to shop!!
I WANT MY HAVAIANAS!!

damn. i can`t fit into the jockey cap.
I DON`T HAVE A BIG HEAD.

hard work do pays off!!

2 nights of not sleeping, 3 hours of sleep and a pair of dreadful eyebags, i`ve been offered a place in lasalle!! -jumps. i still can`t believe that i could get in with just 5 pieces of artwork ((: its like half of what the criteria asked. thank you Lord!! but throughout the interview, they kept stressing about the pressure i`ll face in the future, the work load i`ll receive blah blah blah. bring it damnit. i`m armed and fabulous ((:

still.

i`m confused whether i should go poly if i`m offered a place there. okae. let`s wait for the results and we`ll see how eh? i might not get into the course i want either.

-stretch arms. man, i guess its the first time i used so much pencil leads. no. i think its the second time i used so much of it. you guys should have seen my Os prep work. madness. i want it back!! someone please accompany me back to my alma mater to get it. i`m so yearning for it.

thanks egghead.
for the tortillion.

ARGH!!

where are my havaianas?!?!

dumb NUM. i prebooked the red one from them at around early feb and they say it will only arrive at end of feb. but hell. i havent got a call from `em and its going to be mid of march!! gawd.

oooh they`re sooo gonna get it.
sooo sooo gonna get it.

i`m completely trashed today mann. 7 dogs in total but 3 were large dogs. and 2 of `em wet me like pee when i bathe `em. so i board the bus back home well, sticking my arms to my body trying very hard to hide the smell on me. and i almost fell off the chair while sleeping on the bus!! damn paiseh but i`m thankful i didn`t open my mouth wide and drool in front of everyone. phew -wipes sweat.

so i came back home, straight to the bathroom i go and had my dinner. i was checking my mail just now when i messaged jocie on msn and told her to read my blog. she told me she "can`t read" my wishlist cos` the fonts are simply too small. so well, here it is:

puma el rey mesh pony fur shoes.
polo ralph lauren black mens perfume.
a star tattoo on my left calf.
ipod nano charger.
a nice, oversized watch.
a nice, oversized sunglasses.
levi`s square cut jeans. make that those torn, rugged jeans.
digital camera.
a nice sling bag.
a nice cotton sweater.

you`ve all got NO reason now ;))

oh oh!! and on 3rd of march, which is last friday, went out with some of my ex-classmates to kbox. not my kinda place but i enjoyed myself very much. you know what happens when old friends get together. CRAZY!!

so here are some photos we took:

okae, my head is NOT big. just that sharon`s and mo`s are damn small.

sung sung sung ((:

the damn funny group pic.

look at vin(the guy on the left). fucking funny lahh!! oh and i`ve been trying to figure out what kel`s(the guy in white) all about. are you acting like you`re feeding birds or something??

kbox -$14.70 per person.
transport going to kbox -$5
having a good time and taking endless photos with your old friends -priceless.

when old friends collide.

i`m so bored.
so i`ve decided to come up with my wishlist since my birthday`s coming.
i know you guys are yearning for this ((:

give me give me!!

puma el rey mesh pony fur shoes.
polo ralph lauren black mens perfume.
a star tattoo on my left calf.
ipod nano charger.
an oversized watch.
oversized sunglasses.
levi`s square cut jeans.
digital camera.
a nice sling bag.
a nice cotton sweater.


and a huge cheesecake!! -licks lips.

now, go to your calendars, organisers and noticeboards and mark down 31st March.
you guys have no excuse not to give me a birthday pressie this year ((:

oh wait!! sparky needs a pressie too.

give her;

a big bag of oxbow orchard grass hay.
a big bag of oxbow rabbit basics/t pellets.
some wooden toys.

16th March. its her birthday.
and i can`t believe she`s turning a good ol` 4 this year.

i love her.
((: